In honour of spooky season here's some existential horror.
Personally, I think that when you sign up for a credit card there should be a box you can click on that says, "Yeah, I'm a pervert and there's going to be some weird charges on here. Don't freeze it unless I start going in heavy on crypto." Something like that would have saved me a lot of awkward conversations.
Also, shout out to anyone who remembers Uh-Oh! For the uninitiated, it was a Canadian kids gameshow from the 90s that had a big dude in a gimp costume who would shove kids into a tube and cover them with slime. I am not making any of this up.