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Panel 1

Lester, Chauncey, and Cheryl are talking at a party.

Cheryl: Thanks for coming to the party, guys.

Chauncey: Thanks for the invite!


Panel 2

A large man, Todd, points at Lester and Chauncey. Cheryl puts her hand on his chest.

Todd: Hey Cheryl, who are these gay-ass losers?

Cheryl: Pfft, Todd!


Panel 3

Cheryl walks away from Lester and Chauncey, who look annoyed.

Cheryl: Gotta' go boys, we'll catch up later.


Panel 4

Chauncey: Man, Cheryl's friends suck. Just a horde of classes troglodytes.

Lester: For real.


Panel 5

Lester: I mean, look at this...


Panel 6

The party goers carry on in various terrible ways. An old man puts his arm around a much younger woman, a woman smokes while she holds her baby upside down, a man vomits on the ground, one man punches another, a man gropes a woman's behind while he kisses someone else, a man pees on the wall, and a man plays an acoustic guitar.

Lester: … It's a complete asshole bacchanalia! Even Mother Teresa would deem them untouchable.


Panel 7

Chauncey: Yeah, she's got terrible taste in people.


Panel 8

Lester and Chauncey look at the party with contemptuous expressions.


Panel 9

Lester and Chauncey look at each other with worried expressions, sweating profusely.