Panel 1
Marla and Lester walk down the street, sweaty and miserable, on a hot day.
Marla: God, it's hot. I feel so gross. Can I use the shower when we get to your place?
Lester: Sure.

Panel 2
Marla happily takes a shower.

Panel 3
Closeup of Marla looking at something off panel.
Marla: Single guys' bathrooms are so spartan.

Panel 4
A wider view of Lester's shower, showing very little except for a single product: a bottle in the shape of a pistol. Marla's silhouette stands in the foreground.

Panel 5
A closeup of the bottle in Marla's hand. It says "BIVEA MEN," "MANWOSH," ALL in ONE," "BARBECUE SCENT," and, "TACTICAL FREESHNESS PROCUCT" across the top. On the handle it says, "Shampoo, conditioner, bodywash, disinfectant, astringent, moisturizer, degreaser, sex lube (not gay), sourdough starter, expectorant, motor oil, window cleaner, cologne, wood varnish, paint thinner, industrial-strength superglue, breath freshener, death by cop, coffee enema, delousing agent (not gay), all-purpose pest poison, lighter fluid, (cont. on back)

CHOOSE YOUR STARTING POINT

Manwösh

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It’s (finally) starting to get warmer in my neck of the woods. Personally, I welcome the sun’s return. Winter can kick bricks.

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