Only the classiest jokes around here, folks. I legitimately can't tell if this is the smartest or the dumbest thing I've ever written.
Panel 1
Humphrey Hippopotamus IV sits in a high backed chair in front of a roaring fireplace.
Title Card: Feral Mills Presents... High Brow Humour with Humphrey Hippopotamus IV
Panel 2
Humphrey: Like many men, I've seen fit to give my phallus a sobriquet. I call the old boy "truffles".
Panel 3
Humphrey: Why? Because it seems only pigs can find him.
Panel 4
Humphrey turns back to face Miriam who is standing in the background holding a glass of wine.
Humphrey: Isn't that right, Miriam, my darling dearest?
Panel 5
Miriam, looking annoyed, raises up her wine glass.
Panel 6
Humphrey is hit in the head by Miriam's wine glass, thrown from off screen.
Title Card: This Has Been... High Brow Humour with Humphrey Hippopotamus IV