To any government agents reading this, please note that this is a joke and I have no plans to blow up any people or property.
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Panel 1
Lester, looking full of himself, with his hand on his hip, slides a check across a table to a clerk.
Lester: Boom, there's my last student loan payment! I'm finally free.
Panel 2
The clerk happily picks up the check. Lester reaches for his pocket when his phone buzzes.
Congrats, Mr. Cunningham. But just so you know, your credit score's about to take a severe hit.
Panel 3
A close up of Lester's phone showing a credit score report. It says: YOUR NEW SCORE 540 (-100) NOT GOOD ;(
Lester: One hundred points?!
Panel 4
Lester, looking exasperated, puts his hand on his head.
Lester: This is fucking insane! I did everything I was supposed to do. Why am I getting screwed?!
Panel 5
The clerk cringes.
Clerk: Sorry, sir, it's out of my hands. Will you be okay?
Panel 6
Lester, looking sad, closes his eyes.
Lester: Sigh, yeah. I'll go home and cook something. That always calms me down.
Panel 7
At home, Lester sits in front of his computer. On screen he has a website open for instructions on how to make a pipe bomb. The ingredients listed are 1x pipe 1xbomb. Lester screws the cap on a pipe with a wick coming out of it.