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Panel 1

Humphrey Hippopotamus IV sits in a high backed chair in front of a roaring fireplace.

Title Card: Feral Mills Presents... High Brow Humour with Humphrey Hippopotamus IV


Panel 2

Humphrey: Like many men, I've seen fit to give my phallus a sobriquet. I call the old boy "truffles".


Panel 3

Humphrey: Why? Because it seems only pigs can find him.


Panel 4

Humphrey turns back to face Miriam who is standing in the background holding a glass of wine.

Humphrey: Isn't that right, Miriam, my darling dearest?


Panel 5

Miriam, looking annoyed, raises up her wine glass.


Panel 6

Humphrey is hit in the head by Miriam's wine glass, thrown from off screen.

Title Card: This Has Been... High Brow Humour with Humphrey Hippopotamus IV