Since we're getting close to Halloween I figured I'd hit ya with a truly terrifying comic. Stay safe out there!






Panel 1
Chauncey and Melissa are lying in bed naked, leaning on each other. Melissa's on her phone and Chauncey's wearing a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs.
Chauncey: Can you put on some Springsteen, babe?
Melissa: One sec, I'm buying some tupperware.
Panel 2
Chauncey: More? Don't we have enough?
Melissa: You can never have too much. Besides, since when are you into Bruce Springsteen?
Panel 3
Chauncey: Dunno. I just had an urge after we got done bangin'.
Melissa: Huh, yeah. Me too.
Panel 4
Both look shocked.
Panel 5
Chauncey and Melissa are in a 24 hour pharmacy. Chauncey is holding the pharmacist by his shirt while both he and Melissa scream at him. The pharmacist looks scared.
Chauncey: Give us the Plan B now!!
Melissa: We know you're holding, you bastard!!
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