Feral Mills

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Transcript

Panel 1
Marla and Lester sit on a couch inside Marla's apartment, looking toward the door. On the coffee table in front of them there is a stack of wrapped up white brick-lick objects and a bong.
Voice 1: Senorita, are you in there?
Voice 2: Come to the door, please!
Marla: Oh crap, it’s the Mexicans.

Panel 2
Marla: This is their turf! If they catch us holding the hard stuff it's over for us!
Lester: The shit we got ain't even authentic!

Panel 3
Marla points off-panel and Lester runs in that direction, holding the white bricks.
Marla: Just get rid of it! I'll keep 'em distracted.

Panel 4
Marla opens the door, smiling and waving.
Marla: Hola, mister and missus Martinez!

Panel 5
An old Hispanic couple stand in the apartment hallway, looking worried.
Mrs. Martinez: Oh, mija, is everything okay?
Mr. Martinez: We saw a conejo come by with a suspicious package and we feared the worst!

Panel 6
Marla leans against the door nervously.
Marla: Aw, it's so sweet of you to check on me. But everything's fine. Nothing at all going on in here.

Panel 7
In the bathroom, Lester tries to flush a bunch of hard shell tacos down the toilet, clogging it and causing it to overflow. In his hands he holds one of the white bricks, which has "Los Gringos Hard Shell Tacos" printed on it. On the back of the toilet one of the bricks is open, revealing some taco residue.