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Panel 1
Marla and a dreary office woman stand in a cubicle with a screaming man.
Dreary Office Woman: Alright Marla, here's you desk and your desk-buddy.
Marla: Whoa, is he okay?
Screaming Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Panel 2
Closeup of the screaming man.
Dreary Office Woman: Ted? Yeah, he's been doing that since management instituted the mandatory daily "fun-time scrums" back in '22. I envy him, you know.
Screaming Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Panel 3
Marla: Why?
Dreary Office Woman: He screams because he can still feel.

Panel 4
The dreary office woman walks away. Marla's expression becomes worried.
Dreary Office Woman: Anyway, welcome to the family. If you need my I'll be at my desk, looking at pictures of guns.