For the best in smokeable protein, there's no name you can trust like good ol' Wösh Co.
For the non-Canadians out there, the fifth panel isn't far off, this is actually what our cigarette packs look like.
Bonus panel on Paatreon!
Panel 01
Lester stands in a black void, looking concerned. Around him there are glowing advertisements for protein enriched products like protein cereal, protein beer, protein milkshakes, protein donuts, proteineroni pizza, protein bars, protein water, and protein coffee.
Panel 02
Lester and Chauncey sit together. Chauncey is smoking and offering Lester a cigarette.
Lester: I think the government is trying to bulk us up so they can send us to war.
Chauncey: Man, you’re trippin’. Smoke one of these, it’ll calm you down.
Panel 03
Lester takes a drag from the cigarette.
Panel 04
Lester looks disgusted.
Lester: Bleh, what the hell is this?
Chauncey: It's a new brand.
Panel 05
Closeup of the cigarette package in Chauncey's hand. The brand is Wösh Co. Protein Cigarettes. The upper half of the package shows a man ravaged by by years of smoking but still heavily muscular and grinning widely. He says, "Don't sweat the lung cancer. You're going to Iran!"