Panel 1
Lester and Marla are standing outside. Lester is taking off his hoodie revealing a white t-shirt that says "PROUD ZIONIST."
Lester: Ugh, it's so hot today. I shouldn't have worn my iconic hoodie.
Marla: What the- You're a zionist?

Panel 2
Lester: Yeah of course I am. Everyone should be.

Panel 3
Marla imagines Lester shaking hands with Benjamin Netanyahu while Palestinian buildings are bombed in the background.

Panel 4
Lester imagines Neo from The Matrix putting his hand on Lester's shoulder. In his imagination, Lester is wearing sunglasses and a black overcoat.
Imaginary Neo: Lester, my best friend, I need your help to save Zion from the machines.
Imaginary Lester: Hell yeah, Neo.

CHOOSE YOUR STARTING POINT

Read the Room

Lester's really got to spend less time watching movies and read the news more.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

One thought on “Read the Room

  1. Nobody tell him.

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