This is why Lester wears a hoodie. Sometimes you have to create your own benefits.
Lester stands in an office breakroom, stuffing packaged treats from a bowl labeled "free snacks" into his pockets. He looks over his shoulder at his coworker who is looking at him, concerned.
Lester: Don't look at me like that, Umar. I'm a contract worker. This is what I get instead of paid vacations and dental.