Panel 1

Lester: I’m so tired of all this culture war bullshit! You can’t say anything these days without pissing off Penny Polycule or Gary Gunsucker.


Panel 2

Lester: We’re trapped in a digital panopticon, each of us simultaneously prisoner and guard looking to rat out the next sucker lest we become the new prison bitch.


Panel 3

Lester: Meanwhile, a bunch of high-society inbreds and and techno fascists are carving up the world in broad daylight. They don’t even need to hide it as long as we’re busy arguing over who gets to use public shitters or which religion has the coolest hats.


Panel 4

Marla is sitting in front of a computer, looking at Lester. On the computer screen a Lester's profile on a website called "E DATE" is open. Lester looks at Marla with a slightly deranged expression.

Marla: You may have a point but I still don’t think your dating profile is an appropriate place to tell the mayor to “suck a fat one”.

Culture War Casualty

Lester's grievances run deep and specific.

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