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Panel 1
Chauncey talks to a woman inside a store.
Chauncey: Excuse me, do you guys sell bags for men?
Woman: Of course, sir.

Panel 2
The woman shows off a bag on a podium.
Woman: Our full leather crossbody sling is suitable as an everyday carry. Plus it’s on sale right now!

Panel 3
Chauncey nervously rubs the back of his head.
Chauncey: That’s great but I’m a little worried people will think it’s a purse.

Panel 4
The woman shows off a bag that's identical to the first one except for the words "HETEROSEXUAL MAN-SACK," written on the front. Chauncey's hand points at it.
Woman: In that case, we also have this model for ten times the price.
Chauncey: That’s perfect!