Panel 1
A woman in an apron stands in front of a chef with a table between them. The chef is inspecting an Eggs Benedict.
Chef: Well, Candace, your poached egg is cooked perfectly but I'm afraid the back bacon is slightly underdone and your hollandaise is splitting. That's going to cost you some point.
Woman: Yes, chef.

Panel 2
Lester is slumped down on his couch, looking smug while he pours a can of beer into a bowl of cereal.
Lester: Heh, fuckin' idiot.

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Master Chef

The nerve of this guy! Who does he think he is?

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