In this office, we're family. The Manson family, to be specific.
Panel 1
Marla and a dreary office woman stand in a cubicle with a screaming man.
Dreary Office Woman: Alright Marla, here's you desk and your desk-buddy.
Marla: Whoa, is he okay?
Screaming Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Panel 2
Closeup of the screaming man.
Dreary Office Woman: Ted? Yeah, he's been doing that since management instituted the mandatory daily "fun-time scrums" back in '22. I envy him, you know.
Screaming Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Panel 3
Marla: Why?
Dreary Office Woman: He screams because he can still feel.
Panel 4
The dreary office woman walks away. Marla's expression becomes worried.
Dreary Office Woman: Anyway, welcome to the family. If you need my I'll be at my desk, looking at pictures of guns.
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Paul
“Now some people think of guns as a way to protect themselves and their family, some think of them as a way to release their rage at an uncaring world and others still as a way to end their pointless existence on this dreary Earth.”
“…. which sort are you?”
“Hmm? Sorry, I lost track of what we were talking about while thinking about guns.”