Boom, new character! I didn't have the heart to make these words come out of Lester or Chauncey's mouth so I'm introducing Ainsley, the shitty dude every friend group seems to have. Hope you hate him as much as I do!
When I was writing this one I went through a few names before I landed on "Clunge Plunger." Here they are: Vulva Vicerator, Peach Pummeler, Muff Mangler, Beaver Beater, Box Boxer, and Twat Tickler. Sorry you had to read that.