I had to do more research for this comic than I have for any other comic to date. As much as I tried to make the Alpha slang sound genuine I have no idea if I pulled it off or not. In the process, however, I think I did irreparable damage to my brain.
Panel 1
Chauncey is talking to his young relative who is holding a tablet.
Chauncey: Hey Jeffy, you excited for Halloween?
Jeffy: Yo Unc, big hype for da Weenz, no cap. Finna mog on these extras with dat zombie drip. Gon grip much loot-drops from NPCs.
Panel 2
Chauncey: Whoa, man, I can't keep up with this newfangled slang you're slingin'. If we're going to communicate I need you to stick to words that are in the Bible.
Panel 3
Jeffy turns his tablet around to show "The Holy Skibible."
Jeffy: You're giving boomer, unc. These bars straight gospel frfr.
Panel 4
Closeup on the tablet we can see a passage which reads: For the world was God's bestie, such that he griddied his only Rizzler, that whoever vibed with Him should mog on the haters eternally. For God sent his Rizzler not to roast the Betas, but that through him they might mew until they reach Gigachad status. If you believe you're straight chillin' no cap, but if not you're cringe frfr. Peep this: God dropping mad light unto the world but darkness-enjoyers actin' straight sussy. Light haters never picking up light drops lest they get permabanned for their deeds. But the truth-pilled gigachad comes to the light, that the betas see his deeds and ask "Chat, is this real?"