Panel 1
Chauncey lounges on a couch, happily recounting a story to his therapist, Dr. Guzman.
Chauncey: The event was boring, but I cored some molly off a server and ended up having a sick time!

Panel 2
Dr Guzman leans in, looking incredulous.
Dr. Guzman: When was the last time you had a feeling that wasn’t chemically induced, Chauncey?

Panel 3
Chauncey looks back, confused.
Chauncey: Aren't all feeling chemically induced by our brains?

Panel 4
Dr. Guzman stares back, eyebrows raised.

Panel 5
He shrugs.
Dr. Guzman: Huh. Well, you got me there.

Panel 6
Chauncey jolts up, excited.
Chauncey: Gasp, does this mean I get the hat?
Dr Guzman: Yep.

Panel 7
Dr. Guzman's fist busts open a glass case labeled, "Break for hat."
Dr. Guzman: Please bring it back next session.

Panel 8
Later, in a different location Chauncey has stripped to the nude. With a deranged expression he holds up a bottle of liquor and a crack pipe. He's wearing a big hat that says, "I beat therapy. I am not crazy." Behind him, Lester and Mel watch, concerned.
Lester: Yeah, normally I'd say something but... Y'know... He has the hat.

CHOOSE YOUR STARTING POINT

The Hat

Dr. Guzman's methods are unorthodox, but you can't argue with results like these.

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