It seemed like such a good idea at the time.
[EDIT]
Someone requested a printable version of the "Spread Them Sheets" poster in this comic so here ya go(atse)!
Panel 1
Chauncey and a bald man in a suit are sitting at a conference table. Both look excited.
Man: Very impressive resume, Chauncey. Please, tell me about yourself.
Chauncey: I got it all, sir. I’m a triple threat, you see.
Panel 2
Chauncey: I’m a logistical genius, a natural born leader…
Panel 3
Chauncey: … and I own a gun.
Panel 4
Chauncey bursts into Lester's apartment, looking furious. Lester is looking at Chauncey with a scared look on his face while sitting in a chair and holding a video game controller in his hands.
Chauncey: Screw you, Lester! That didn't work at all!