Some people just live in their own world by their own standards. And somehow they're just legally allowed to do that despite my objections. Wild.
Panel 1
Chauncey and Ainsley stand at a table with two wine glasses in front of them. Ainsley's arms are behind his back.
Ainsley: Chauncey, I sense there's been a rift growing between us. I know you may find aspects of my personality disagreeable but your friendship matters to me so I thought we could share some wine and patch things up.
Chauncey: Wow, Ainsley, that's actually pretty cool of you. Sure, let's do it.
Panel 2
Ainsley pours wine out of a plastic food storage container with a smug expression. Chauncey sinks down, looking furious and literally fuming.
Ainsley: When I was drinking this last night you were the first thing I thought of. Well, maybe not the first thing. My mind was immediately transported to the Douro Valley of northern Portugal. That's next to Spain, you see...