Will you be home for the holidays this year? Here's some useful tips to help you deal with relatives with "excited opinions."
This is just a brief holiday-themed detour. We'll be getting back to Lester's adventures in therapy ASAP!
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Title Card: Home for the holidays? No sweat, just follow these... Feral Mills Christmas Tips!
Panel 2
Chauncey sits on a couch, eyes half lidded, mouth agape, wearing a Santa hat. Behind him, his brother and nephew sit at a table. His nephew is sucking on a candy cane.
Text Box: Remember: B.M.B.B. (Booze Makes Bigotry Bearable)
Chauncey's Brother: Don't suck on the candy cane. It'll make you gay.
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Lester and his dad sit on a couch. His father is hold and old, beat-up toaster.
Text Box: No money for gifts? Get creative!
Lester's Dad: What the- Is this my missing toaster?
Lester: Do you like it?
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Marla is getting up from the dinner table with cigarette in her mouth and putting her coat on. Her mother looks at her, disappointed.
Text Box: Take up smoking for an easy out to difficult conversations.
Marla's Mom: When will you give us grandchildren?
Marla: Oops, sorry mom, the nicotine's a-callin'.