Happy holidays, folks! Whatever you're doing this time of year, I hope it's not too rage-inducing.
Bonus panel on Patreon!
Panel 1
Lester and Marla are in a cafe, sitting across from each other at a table.
Lester: So you’re telling me it’s legal to stuff chickens into disgusting factory farms but it’s a crime to let them earn glory in a cock-fighting ring? That’s hypocritical government overreach, I tell ya!
Panel 2
Marla becomes extremely angry. She's biting her lip, holding the back of her neck, and her eyes are bloodshot.
Panel 3
Marla calms down, closing her eyes and exhaling.
Panel 4
Marla looks up, eyes half lidded.
Marla: Well, Lester, I disagree but I respect your opinion. You’re my friend and I don’t want to get into a potentially ruinous argument.
Panel 5
Lester: That's very magnanimous.
Marla: I'm practising for Christmas dinner.