I promise you I'm not turning into some hacky conservative cartoonist who complains about wokeness all the time. I just thought this was a funny turn of phrase!
Panel 1
Lester, Melissa, and Chauncey sit at a table in a restaurant, eating. Lester holds a partially eaten sandwich.
Lester: God damn, I love bánh mì. Makes all that colonialism worth it.
Panel 2
Melissa: Wow, seriously? Do you know how fucked that sounds?
Panel 3
Lester leans on Melissa, who recoils.
Lester: Well that's the thing, Melly. If you're always woke...
Panel 4
Lester's eyes go wide and sparkly. He has a massive, open mouth smile. Melissa looks unamused.
Lester: You can never dream!
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